Is my favorite! Man, I miss Bob Evans' Restaurant!
I don't believe these stats! I think there is a vast left wing conspiracy to destroy the culinary joy experienced by pork-loving Americans. They can't stand the fact that pork is the "other white meat." Puritans! They're afraid that somebody, somewhere, at some time might actually be enjoying their breakfast!
Brother, that's getting awfully close to slandering the Puritans, isn't it? :)
ReplyDeleteNo, they're afraid that somebody, somewhere, at some time might actually be enjoying their LAST breakfast!
ReplyDelete"Saturated fat equivalent: 26 strips of bacon"
ReplyDeleteMmm, sounds good. I am so glad I'm not Jewish.
"Eat this instead!
3 Scrambled Egg Beaters with 2 slices of bacon and fresh fruit"
You've got to be kidding. Egg Beaters? What a way to suck all the joy out of life!
Next time you're in ND (as if ...), we'll whip you up a batch of my killer (just an expression, I promise) "Heart Attack Eggs."
David,
ReplyDeleteYou're on!
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Is it ironic that my chancellor, Dr Falwell, ate his last breakfast at Bob Evans?
ReplyDeleteHe was a regular there.
Thabiti,
ReplyDeleteIn case you never make it up here, I've posted my recipe here.