Titus (2.5): "I'm hungry."
Afiya (11): "Let's look in the refrigerator to see if there's something to eat."
Titus: "Ooh, there's a cupcake."
Afiya: "Cupcakes sound yummy, but we have to ask Mommy first."
Titus: "There's no sugar! There's just flowers and eggs."
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