Is my favorite! Man, I miss Bob Evans' Restaurant!
I don't believe these stats! I think there is a vast left wing conspiracy to destroy the culinary joy experienced by pork-loving Americans. They can't stand the fact that pork is the "other white meat." Puritans! They're afraid that somebody, somewhere, at some time might actually be enjoying their breakfast!
If You’re Going To Steal a Phone, Make Sure It’s Not From a Bikini-Clad Off-Duty Officer - "I looked over at our other two friends who are not police officers and realized that it probably looked pretty funny."
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