Is my favorite! Man, I miss Bob Evans' Restaurant!
I don't believe these stats! I think there is a vast left wing conspiracy to destroy the culinary joy experienced by pork-loving Americans. They can't stand the fact that pork is the "other white meat." Puritans! They're afraid that somebody, somewhere, at some time might actually be enjoying their breakfast!
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Brother, that's getting awfully close to slandering the Puritans, isn't it? :)
No, they're afraid that somebody, somewhere, at some time might actually be enjoying their LAST breakfast!
"Saturated fat equivalent: 26 strips of bacon"
Mmm, sounds good. I am so glad I'm not Jewish.
"Eat this instead!
3 Scrambled Egg Beaters with 2 slices of bacon and fresh fruit"
You've got to be kidding. Egg Beaters? What a way to suck all the joy out of life!
Next time you're in ND (as if ...), we'll whip you up a batch of my killer (just an expression, I promise) "Heart Attack Eggs."
David,
You're on!
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Is it ironic that my chancellor, Dr Falwell, ate his last breakfast at Bob Evans?
He was a regular there.
Thabiti,
In case you never make it up here, I've posted my recipe here.
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